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Humpty Dumpty: Before the Fall

admin — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:22:55 +0000

We all know that Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, We all know that Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. But, we are never quite sure what he was doing on the wall in the first place, are we? Think about, nobody just sits around on a wall for no reason. I have done extensive research and pieced together the following story which is the series of events leading up to the great fall.

Once upon a time there was a man named Humpty Dumpty. He had a rare disease that made his bones very weak and brittle. One day as Humpty was walking down the street looking for a job, he saw construction being done on a house. He said to himself, “hmmm… That’s what I will do for a job”! “I’ve heard theirs good pay in that”, he thought.

So, Humpty Dumpty ran to one of the workers and asked, “Who hired you and how can I find him”? The man said, “His name is Al Roberson and you can find him at 5301 Main Street”. “Thanks”, said Humpty Dumpty. “No problem”, said the worker. So Humpty Dumpty went to the address and found Al Roberson and while looking over the form there was a question that asked the employee if he had any medical problems. He lied and checked of no. Humpty Dumpty got the job.

As he walked to the store to buy some tools he stepped in a puddle of grease but being so happy that he had a new job he didn’t even notice. After he got some tools, he went to his work site but with the grease still wet he was heading for disaster. As he walked up a ladder he slipped and Humpty Dumptys career as a construction worker ended with a splat. Ouch! He went to the doctor and found out he had a broken arm so he went to his boss’s office to tell him.

Meanwhile, his boss was coming to fire him for lying on the application. Once he got there he couldn’t find Humpty so he went back to his office. Mr. Roberson found Humpty at his office and the first words out of his mouth were “you’re fired”! Humpty Dumpty left in despair. He went and sat on a wall by the kings’ castle and said “darn, I lied, I broke my arm and I lost my job”.

Suddenly the kings’ chariot rushed by very quickly and startled him; making him fall and break his little skull. He was having one REALLY bad day! The chariot stopped and brought him to the hospital. He healed fine, and always remembered that one little lie wrecked his whole day.

Galapagos Islands

admin — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:11:58 +0000

To days blog is about the Galapagos Islands. Just recently I did a project on these islands it was really fun! We (my dad and I) made the model using plaster of Paris… it was messy; as was the paint. Here are some facts abought the Galapagos Islands. Like did you know that the marine iguana is the only lizard that can hold its breath for twenty minutes under water? The Galapagos Island tortoise is almost extinct… this is not good?! Want to know why the tortoises have been dying out? A long time ago when the sailors were first exploring the Galapagos Islands, the islands didn’t have dogs, cats, and pigs. The dogs and cats that the sailors brought with them killed the tortoises’ and the pigs ate the roots of the plants they eat. Have you ever heard about the Blue-footed booby? Well it is the most common bird in the in the Galapagos Islands. There’s also a Galapagos hawk; it is also endangered. I’ll show you some pictures of the model in a few seconds.

Well how do you like it? Is it cool? I hope you like it.

CUl8r J

My best friend Wade

admin — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:41:53 +0000

Wade and I have been friends since we were four years old. Since my first day of school, seven years ago, we have been friends. Our teachers say that he and I have been mad geniuses since fourth grade. Pretty soon I will add some of the designs Wade and I have drawn; hope you like them. Mainly they’re fighter jets and submarines, I’m not very good at all the other stuff like boats and motorcycles; at least not yet. I think we have some very, very cool stuff.

We’re also good at the Wii; I personally have beaten eight games. I know that for some people that doesn’t seem like very much, but for others it is a whole lot. Wade also plays football. Our schools varsity team has placed third in nation, but Wade isn’t on the varsity team yet.

A web site we are building is called sickypedia.com. My name on the web site is Sicky P. Grossmann and Wade’s name is Dusty L. Phartknoeker. We think it’s going to be sick. Its about super gross facts, wacky laws, and stupid human nerdiness.

I think that’s all that I have to talk about right now! So I’ll talk to you later! Bye!!!

Welcome to My Page!

admin — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 01:42:32 +0000

Hello Everyone!

My Name is Tristan. This is my website. This is a project that my dad and I are working on together because I want to learn how the internet works. I am going to be putting all kinds of stuff on here as I have the time and as my dad can show me how.

Some of the things I like to do are:

Design things; like planes and rockets and submarines and things like that
Build just about anything, (remind me to tell you about my fort in the backyard)
Play with the frogs and lizards and other animals I find outside.

Some things I really DON’T like to do are:

Homework – especially SPELLING! Yuk!
Mowing the grass.
Cleaning my room.

My dad says that makes me a pretty normal 11 year old!

Anyways, i will put more on here in the future so STAY TUNED